This conversation actually occurred Friday evening as we were walking home from Tosa Fest.
(The picture is from earlier in the week.)
Alex: I need a shower
Me: No shower tonight. You had one after your nap.
Alex: I want a shower.
Me: Not tonight
Alex suddenly decides to eat the cookies he has been holding and not eating for the last 15 minutes.
Alex: I have cookies on my chin. I need a shower.
Smart Boy. Still no shower.