Wade brought the mail in today with a smirk on his face. He handed me an envelope from AARP and said he couldn’t wait to see what was inside. It was a membership card and a bill for membership. I looked closely to make sure it was actually addressed to me and it was. I decided this one was worth a phone call on Monday. I can’t wait to see where they got my name and if they are surprised that I am no where near 50.