Heard Around The House

Me: Alex can you carry Moose inside?
Alex: I’d be delighted.
Alex to Me: You’re my love-a-dove
(I often call Alex love-a-dove)
Me: We need to tell Daddy to fix Madison’s water bowl.
Alex: I’ll remember Daddy to do that.
Alex to Me: You are Daddy’s lovey.
Alex to Me (while ironing): Does that shirt have ankles?
(obviously meaning wrinkles)