I have been eating chocolate pop-tarts and drinking a glass of milk every morning for breakfast for the past twelve years. That is a lot of pop-tarts! Anyway, this morning I opened my pack of pop-tarts to find something I have never seen before. Chocolate pop-tarts are supposed to be covered in chocolate frosting, and eleven in the box were but this one wasn’t. There is a tiny bit of frosting, but definitely not up to normal standards.

Jenny
i think you should file a formal complaint
Holly
Maybe then they would give me a free box!
Tina
Are you okay? I mean, this is tragic!
Holly
Definitely tragic, but every pop-tart since then has been correctly frosted. Thank goodness!